Ever marvel why bakers preserve making truffles that appear like cooked turkeys?
Or moderately, truffles which are supposed to appear like cooked turkeys?
They only, I dunno… make me somewhat uncomfortable.
Have a look at these fleshy leg cannons. It isn’t proper.
Here is one for individuals who say turkey is just too dry:
EXTRA MOIST
And let’s speak about how humorous they give the impression of being from the entrance!
Or is that this the again?
::head tilt::
You already know what, let’s not take into consideration that too lengthy.
The vital take-away right here is it seems to be like a bald man who’s been hit within the face with a pecan pie. A unadorned bald man. Sporting wrist ruffles. Who has no legs.
And when you see this as a ten gallon cowboy hat, there isn’t any going again:
Howdy, poultry.
Even when bakers get it proper, and the cake seems to be like an honest-to-goodness turkey, I’ve some points:
For one, I’ll by no means have a look at Pigs in a Blanket the identical.
(Whyyy are they there??)
Pay attention, bakers, I feel I converse for all humanity after I say NO ONE needs to see two cooked turkeys on their tables this Thanksgiving. So please, simply give the folks what they need!
MORE POO-WANGS!
Due to Amanda S., Linda M., Robin R., Jennifer G., Nathan A., Alexandra M., & Melanie C. for that fowl content material.
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OK, so it is no pig-in-a-blanket, however this plastic yodeling pickle is EXACTLY what your vacation season wants:
The evaluations are an leisure all on their very own, although a number of appear to recommend this seems to be like one thing OTHER than a pickle, so good luck fixing that thriller. 😉
