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The Easter WOW Issue


Easter truffles, that is your week to shine! WOW US!

::awkward pause::

Okay, new plan: 

Proceed avoiding eye contact and hope for the perfect.

Am I seeing issues, or are these twist ties protruding of Groucho’s neck?

And are these … mandibles?

HOVER BUN.

Grasp on, I simply discovered my new favourite:

I do not know what it’s, however I like how one can nearly hear it screaming.

Right here comes Peter Cotton’s tail!

YOU SPIT PETER OUT THIS INSTANT!

You simply do not see sufficient anthropomorphic fireplace hydrant truffles lately.

Am I proper, or am I proper?

And in case you have ever questioned what a snooty cat consuming a lemon would appear to be:

WONDER NO MORE.

(I am afraid to ask what these ears are fabricated from, so let’s simply name them what they appear to be: rawhide pig ears dipped in white chocolate. Thereby making plastic sound a MILLION instances extra appetizing.)

Now, I do know you have all been questioning, so I am blissful to report that I’ve lastly figured it out:

THIS IS WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA.

Thanks to Barb & Jane, Patrick D., Emily E., Amy T., Erin G., Ted W., Lisa M., & Jennifer S. for uplifting my subsequent band identify: The Amorphous Bunny Blobs. (We’ll solely play sock hops, in fact.)

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