Bear in mind, children, it is mistaken to giggle at somebody’s title.
Until it is spelled like this:
I hear he is an actual fuel!
(No, that is not likely his title. Sorry, Dr. Goldfarb.)
(Bee tee dubs, do you know the Brits generally name a fart a “trouser cough?” I simply felt that wanted to be shared. You are welcome.)
Simply one other reminder that gender reveal desserts are a horrible concept:
I’m wondering how a lot awkward back-pedaling these errors have brought about through the years. Like, that second celebratory back-flip higher appear JUST AS HAPPY, mister. [glare]
Talking of glad, a professional baker despatched me this display screen cap of a dialog with certainly one of his clients, and it’s, in a phrase, perfection:
Phew! Thank goodness she caught that.
You understand how Mario Kart has Rainbow Highway? Seems Monster Jam has one thing comparable:
Fecal Freeway!
(There is a “skid mark” joke in there SOMEWHERE, I simply understand it.)
This cookie cake was naked within the center, so that they requested the baker to fill within the huge area with one thing ornamental.
They bought this:
Picasso, eat your coronary heart out.
And at last, look, generally a baker will get actually excessive, tries to eat a pillow, after which realizes she wants to cover the key beer stash from the boss, okay? This might actually occur to anybody.
Actually, the one thriller left is how that bottle continues to be full, amirite? Haha! You recognize, as a result of drunks? Within the bakery? Like, who’re drunk whereas adorning? Am I being too refined? No? OH GOOD.
Due to Carol B., Charmaine F., Craig B., Jill Okay., Stacey M., & Shari I. for serving to me put the B in “refined.”
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