It is time once more for “John Photoshops Desserts Poorly!”
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“As my decorator all the time says, ‘If ya gotta go, go along with a smile.‘”
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“Do I seem like I am joking?”
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“By no means rub one other man’s rhubarb!”
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“This cake wants an enema!”
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AW YEAH ROCK N’ ROLL
Because of Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a giant hand.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout an extended portray day lately, I’ve a random product advice:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I overlook it is on, slimline so it would not present beneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You understand how stretch denims are ceaselessly sliding down while you sit or bend, so it’s a must to preserve hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is solely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody properly endowed with squish within the stomach space.
