“Not gonna lie; I might have slashed to go to a ‘Pirate House Palooza’ after I was 12. Interval.”
4) Ordering a cake should not be rocket surgical procedure, so at all times attempt to make the ordering course of as straightforward as attainable to your shoppers.
“Hello there, I might wish to order a cake? It is for my good friend Vicki; she’s turning thirty on Thursday.”
“No downside! I will simply write, ‘Vicki Thirty Thursday’, then, shall I?”
“Um, no – only a easy ‘Comfortable Thirtieth’ will do, thanks.”
“‘Comfortable Birthday Thirty,’ comin’ proper up!”
“No no, I would like ‘Comfortable Thirtieth,’ after which her identify on it.”
“Yooooou betcha. ‘Thirty Comfortable Vickies’ it’s!”
“Are you daft? Look, I simply need ‘Comfortable Thirtieth, Vicki’ okay?”
“OH! After all! Foolish me. Now I perceive.”
“Lastly! Thank you!”
“I simply have one query.”
“What?”
“The place does the ‘Thursday’ go?”
[silence]
“Vicki? You okay?”
