Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes:
As a result of some persons are price melting for?
[bah dum CHA!]
Chris And The Untouchable Footwear:
It really took me a minute to appreciate what this was supposed to say.
Now I really feel so… empty.
#ThatWasAHint
#NoticeTheLackOfShoePuns
#StraightLaced
#OkJustOne
#NoIDontKnowWhatVOTBSIs
#WhyAmIUsingHashTagsThisIsntTwitter
A grocery chain that shall not be named is doing an enormous Monopoly-themed promotion this month, so naturally, they’d their bakers break open a recreation of Monopoly… and do that:
Mmm, Crisco-soaked paper.
(Don’t cross “GO,” don’t gather $200.
JUST GO TO JAIL.)
Talking of previous board video games, it is fairly clear this subsequent baker does not…
[sunglasses]
HAVE A CLUE.
Phrases can’t describe the wild hope that seized my coronary heart once I noticed this cake:
…however sadly, I do not suppose that is the baker’s precise bank card quantity.
Dangit.
Because of Aeron B., Cheree G., Jefferson L., Michelle R., & Tom S., who is aware of the one option to cease a charging baker… is to really feel their footwear.
*****
I do know I am a few years late on this, however do you know there is a Downton Abbey model of Clue?!
As an alternative of homicide weapons this model comes with tokens of things that had been stolen, together with a pocket watch, bow tie, and “lavender loaf.” POSH POSH.
*****
And from my different weblog, Epbot: