WARNING: At present’s submit just isn’t household pleasant, on account of it being a little bit TOO “household pleasant.” IF you knowwuddamean.
Ah, youngsters. So harmless. So candy.
So blissfully unaware of how a lot their fortress truffles appear to be a gaggle of man cannons.
I imagine that is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)
Oh, oh! OR, if it have been in Troy, then this could be a TROJAN fortress.
(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)
I would say this buyer obtained royally shafted:
[Zing!]
I imply, simply take a look at that high tower: completely cockeyed!
[Pow! Zam! Whap!]
Nonetheless, this subsequent fortress cake actually cannot be beat:
[Sha-ZAM!]
Yep, that is some stiff competitors, proper there. Undoubtedly has the higher hand.
[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]
Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they are saying “a person’s house is his fortress.”
Frankly, I can not high that.
Additionally, 3 geek factors if you happen to accurately ID the Eckie Eckie line.
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P.S. Hey, you already know what helps with mildew?
Blue balls!
In the event that they’re these ones:
Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls
Simply pop one in your crisper drawer and the opposite in your fruit bowl, and these will take up the ethylene gasoline that quickens ripening, so all of your fruits and veg keep recent longer. Looks like witchcraft, I do know, however verify the 1000’s of rave critiques: they actually work! Every set lasts 3 months, and also you get 2 apples for $13.
