You would possibly assume with all of the wrecks I see every day I would get slightly jaded, however the fact is I am consistently discovering new favorites to indicate the cats. (After which we chuckle and chuckle and have slightly extra of this right here blissful juice. Good instances.)
The truth is, this is my new favourite child bathe cake:
Why, you ask?
Nicely, for a begin: “Congratoletionsj.” C’mon.
Subsequent, it is painfully apparent that the primary baker stopped writing after “blandle,” forcing somebody else to come back alongside later and write “OF JOY!”
Which is type of like tripping throughout a faucet dance routine, falling off the stage into the orchestra pit – destroying the whole percussion part within the course of – after which, whereas the viewers continues to be ready in shell-shocked horror to see for those who’re nonetheless alive, popping up and throwing some frantic jazz fingers for the massive end.
Cannot you see it?
[jazz hands] “OF JOY!!”
Oh, and did I point out the “blandle” bit? ‘Cuz whereas I am unsure what that truly is, I am fairly positive this should be one:
A butt? A stomach? A headless, armless toddler contortionist?
Nope.
It is a BLANDLE, bee-yotches. Yep, you heard it right here first. Inform your pals. (If solely to warn them.)
And whilst you’re at it, inform John I wants me some extra blissful juice. Ring-a-ding-ding, farm boy!
[dropping mic]
PEACE. I am out.
Because of Erin N., Shelley P., Suki, Eva, Mr. Snugglypants, Mrs. Whiskertickins, Sir Fuzzyknickerbottoms, & Oosawiddlewoveypiekins for being such an excellent viewers.
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