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And Now, A Crappy Track From Aladdin


I can present you poo swirls

Shiny, glistening, fetid!

Wreckerator, simply when did you forged 

all good style apart?

I can open your eyes

Take you blunder…

… by bluuuunder

Cakey goals torn asunder

as the large cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A brand new, wrecktastic type of goo!

I believe that WE ought to go. Let’s TAKE it gradual!

I hear the bride is screaming…

No extra poo swiiiiirls!

They’re simply not one thing it is best to chew

So, let’s be candid right here:

It is crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

won’t ever do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up entire new worlds of wreckage.

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